PHG Dr. Ray, Sting (PHG'S) Color:Dr. Ray, Sting INTRODUCING PBR EYE CANDY

INTRODUCING PBR EYE CANDY

with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running

WE SCREWED THIS ACTOR OVER PRETTY HARD

Whether you like to sip through our narrow spout or get more water with the wide mouth

PHG Dr. Ray, Sting (PHG'S) Color:Dr. Ray, Sting INTRODUCING PBR EYE CANDYFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Stingrays are friends NOT. Stingrays are a holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesnt help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" Dr. Ray, Sting.)