SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY (WG'S) Color:SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY even in the middle of

even in the middle of an iron-distance triathlon or ultramarathon

Includes a comfortable chest/waist strap

If performance is on your mind

Finally had the guts to get off the couch and sign up for that killer race you’ve been mulling over

SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY (WG'S) Color:SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY even in the middle ofBLAST FROM THE PAST REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU