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Bad Dad Jokes cookbook and leaves is an oilA quality collection of over 1,000 really terrible Dad jokes, the perfect gift. What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. How does a rabbit get dry after a storm? He borrows a hare dryer. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your familys life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor