Microwave Cookbook Matches h24-stuff embroidered design that reads "useless

embroidered design that reads "useless and gay"

Ash tray is handmade and will have minor variations that make each one unique

it's a bit more discreet

collectable coffee table book is as cute as the kitties it contains

Microwave Cookbook Matches h24-stuff embroidered design that reads "uselessCook like a Micheline star chef with nothing but your microwave (and these matches?) Designed to look and open like an actual book, these matches feature tons of delicious meals for the aspiring home chef now with seafood ideas! This is all a joke. We aren't writing a cook book because we're too busy making these cutie matches instead!! Comes with approximately 35 black tipped 2" matches! Measures 2. 5" x 1. 5" x 0. 75" Lighters matches can NOT be