Turkey Lollipops: 24-Piece Box Cry Baby You'll measure success with every

You'll measure success with every chew of this giant

As you pamper your tongue with flavors like butter-mint

and 100-year-old birthday parties

The very rare plastic bananas offered here are grown in a remote tropical jungle far from civilization and harvested by troops of robotic monkeys

Turkey Lollipops: 24-Piece Box Cry Baby You'll measure success with everyDid you know that Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be Americas national symbol? As he wrote in a letter to his daughter, "For my own part, I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country; he is a bird of bad moral character For in truth, the turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America." Well, at the very least, Mr. Franklin should be able to rest assured that